With all this time I have spent looking for a new techie type job... I'm wondering if I should try working a job I normally wouldn't work... like being a secretary or a filing girl... Uh... on second thought... no. At this point in my life... I'd rather have a job where I'm stuck in a cubicle staring at a computer screen, and having to monitor something or build something... but apparently, those jobs are not easy to find right now... unless you dip down in the salary ranges.

Geez... is underage drinking such an epidemic even the president's own daughter Jenna has been sucked into it? Of all the thousands or millions of college students that are drinking underage, if my dad (who I might add, was also known to have had his spat with alcohol) were the president, I would put my family's reputation first before being totally naive about things and doing any drinking in public... or attempting to buy alcohol. Does she not realize millions of people know what she looks like and probably how old she is?

The thing is... in a way I feel this matter isn't really the public's business, and I'm sure it's hard being the daughter of the leader of the free world and in the public eye so much... imagine how much pressure that is? People probably expect you to be a certain way, but you're just a normal teenage girl... and most girls that age do the same thing, and don't get the same publicity. Oh well... maybe the fact that this is now in the news might just make us all aware once again how big this underaged drinking issue is that it even affects the president's daughter.

Remember the movie, Traffic? Almost the same situation, but Judge Wakefield didn't get bad press...well neither has Bush -- YET.

Asked a question that has been bugging me for years in my journal today. Haven't bothered putting up a new comment system, so I'd rather use LJ since it has one built in for my lazy butt. :P

Random HotorNot.com Reject

As a few peeps might know, I'm a (Am I)HotorNot.com moderator so I run into lots of silly and sneaky submissions every time I review photos. There are plenty of fake ones, and there are plenty of people who try to sneak in their contact info in their intros.

Example #1: "I am Jennifer from Idaho, email me on hotmail (at) jennifergurlfriend69696969"
Example #2: (from a real submission, so I had to bleep some of the contact info out) I am a very cool person, at least that's what I'm told.(*****_*****_**_******) I play just about every sport and sing in a band.(@) I love chics who make the first move.(yahoo) I'm also the master of the total body massage.(com)

It's as if they think their profiles go through some kind of script that checks for email addresses or something. There are actually LIVE PEOPLE checking each picture and rejecting and accepting them based on several rules... it's not automated... I don't know why some people seem to think it is.

Anyway, I wasn't really wanting to rant about that.. just wanted to show you a picture I rejected that I thought looked kinda silly.


I wonder what the parents look like

Still Clinging On

I don't know how popular Internet America is nationally, but I know they used to advertise heavily out here in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area... I figured they were going to get a lot bigger with all the advertising, but apparently, they have not... on the stock market.



I watched their stock closely for a long time... mainly when the stock of the ISP I used to work for was plummeting as well. I just wanted to make sure we weren't the only ISP around here that was going down. So far though, they're still around.. clinging on... and I haven't heard of any new mergers involving them.. in fact they were still acquiring smaller ISP's while we got bought out by a big one. Oh well.. maybe things will eventually turn around for the tech sector someday.

It's just so weird a cup of coffee can cost more than a share of some ISP stocks...

How did you find me?

More odd search engine hits of mine... it's so interesting how search engines work sometimes. My comments are in italics. :P

- podiatrist commercials
- ugly asian smile
- cartoon pictures of whale tails
- temptation island porn images - try looking up fake nude celeb pictures while you're at it
- sexy androids
- titanic makeup nude scene - why?
- julia butterfly nude - perv
- images of a snowpea
- gucci discontinued shoes
- disgusting looking candy - try Bad-Candy.com
- geek goth loser - I hope I'm not any of those
- boys legally nude - guess Michael Jackson's discovered the inturnet
- my page busty - huh?
- muffler movies ronin
- menstruation pics - i removed them due to bandwith issues
- how to talk for social retards - i'm looking for the same THING!


Welp.. that's all for now... gonna check those again in a few weeks... it's always neat finding out how people run into your site... whether or not they find what they're looking for... which in most cases they wouldn't on a personal page like mine.

Just a vague observation

Did ya notice the black & white contestant pictures at the top of SURVIVORCAM? More of the guys look into the camera, and most if not all of the girls are looking away from the cam. Does that mean anything? Not really. Just thought it was an odd coincidence!

Being Overweight

This is along the lines of Sara's journal entry today about "fat girl syndrome"...

Even though there seems to be a wave of "fat acceptance" out there... I'm not about to use that as an excuse to pig out constantly and let myself get fatter.

I think people should try to stay in shape.. and everyone has their best "size"... not every woman needs to be a size 1. There is a point when a woman can look TOO thin... so I think people should just find what size makes them the most confident and try to maintain it.

It's kind of sad how your outside appearance means something to most people, but since that is the damn truth... you might as well try to make the most of it for yourself. It sucks to think that when a girl is described only as having a great personality, being smart, funny etc... it probably means she's not good looking if they don't mention that part. But hell, I think people should work on both parts! Good looking people should work on their personalities... and homlier looking people should try to make themselves look their best! I feel that some good looking people make take their looks for granted since they do "get more" out of life from other people just because they give a better impression -- thus they may slightly lack in personality...

I don't really feel like typing another long entry.. so I'm gonna stop here... I'm sure you've heard it all before.

Overtold Urban Legends

Of the many things that irk me, being told an urban legend by someone as though it was their own story... is one of the worst. Do you know what I'm talking about? How many times have you heard the same amazing story twice from two totally different people about some really bizarre incident that happened to their mom's friend's friend or their uncle's boss' friend?

I don't know if it has to do with the type of people you hang out with.. but I remember mainly hearing these in junior high and high school from people of different social groups. Well... after hearing the same stories twice, it makes you a little suspicious about whether or not it really happened to their friend's friend/mother's best friend's aunt, or if it was someone else's story that they heard and decided to retell it as their own.

Lemme see... these are the ones I remember being told at least twice by different people... I know there are tons and tons of other urban legends out there, but I just wanna share the ones that have actually reached my ears...

- Ever heard of the story of the kid who was running away from the cops and hit a sheet of acid in his socks and the sweat caused the LSD to absorb into his skin and now he is in some mental hospital where he thinks he's a glass of orange juice and tells people to drink him? "Drink me! Drink me!" I'm tired of hearing that one!

- What about the ever disgusting story about the woman, her dog, peanut butter, and a surprise birthday party? I don't really want to get into that one on here, sorry. Possible employers might be reading!

- Did you know that if you drop a penny of the Empire State Building, it'll go 6 feet into the ground. I've heard this one a lot... doesn't hail fall from a higher altitude without burying itself 6 feet under? *shrug*

- Various Coca-Cola myths... some are true.. many are not... I've heard the one about leaving the tooth in a glass of Coke will cause it to dissolve overnight.

- Someone you knew coughed up blood when they smoked cloves... didn't bother to find a link for it.. plus I don't know if this is completely false. Then again it's not about whether or not the story is true.

- The supposed scene in The Wizard of Oz where one of the cast hung himself... here's Mindy@5ilver.net's perspective of the possible urban legend.

- Oh yeah, and how could I forget! My mom's friend is a nurse, and one night while working in the emergency room, they found that this guy had a chicken stuck to his %thingie% and apparently the story was that he had sex with the chicken and it died.. when it died, its muscles contracted and therefore got stuck. And you also hear similar stories about hamsters and other poor animals.

... there are many many more out there, and I'm sure I'll hear another one over the years ...

The question is... why do people think they can get away with telling those stories if they're so common?!?! Do they really think they'll get away telling these stories especially after changing it around so it sounds like it happened to someone closer to them? Blah... I would think the last thing you would want to do is repeat an incredible sounding story that wasn't yours to begin with and making it yours. First of all...that's stealing... and secondly, why not let the person who told it to you look stupid later on... not YOU! Why continue the chain of stupidity with yourself?

So...I'm wondering, what DO you do when someone tells you a classic urban legend and act like you've probably never heard it before? What should you say? "Are you kidding me???? That story's been told a hundred times -- dumbass!" or.. "Wow! REALLY? That's amazing! You're such a cool dude/dudette!" Eh.. I dunno.. I'll just have to see what my instinct is the next time that happens to me.

Anyway... after thinking about how annoying urban legends are... it makes me wonder... are the people who retell those stories the same type of people that probably forward you with all sorts of chain letters and "must-be-true stories" that you don't care about? Hmmmmmmmmmm........

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private joke if you're wondering why i suddenly broke out in ghetto honey talk

Random Pet Peeve

When heavily used message boards don't have a way to search the messages. AAAAAAAAcK!

Barbra Blah



Friday night, I took a nap in the evening and woke up hearing Barbra Streisand sing her heart out during the encore presentation of her last on-stage performance on Fox -- "Timeless"... I know many people probably love her to death.. but personally, I was never able to like her music or singing, and also sometimes she comes off a little too full of herself. Let me give you a couple examples:

One: During her wedding, she sang a song -- and ended up making a CD out of it.

Two: During her performance on Timeless, she told a little story before she started singing a song.... I probably don't have it quoted right.. but I'll try my best to paraphrase it. She said that one day she was inside a cab, and she heard this girl sing a song... and I think she said it was a beautiful song... and she thought to herself, "Why didn't I ever record that?" (that was conceited enough)... and then she proceeded to ask her manager or whoever was with her about the girl that was singing that song... and he answered to her... "Why...that's you"...She realized she had forgotten ever having recorded the song... blah blah blah.. and eventually started singing that song. Anyway... to me that's just... I don't want to say it... well.. okay I will... it's obnoxious! *ducks*.

Am I wrong to be slightly annoyed with people when they act a little too full of themselves? I hope not... and again... I'm SORRY if you're a Streisand fan... without you, how could she pay for her lovely lifestyle?

heh heh... NADS... heh heh heh

Wow.. weird.. somehow I lost like 7 lbs in the past week. It couldn't have been all that walking I did, could it?

Just had to bring it up one last time

Okay... I know almost everyone in the blog community is sick and tired of hearing about the whole "Kaycee Nicole" issue... just wanted to share a couple more links I found via a daily visit of mine, Melissa.

*Almost* everyone I visit that has a weblog has mentioned Kaycee Nicole in their recent blogs, thus that is my primary source for links related to the story. I have been too lazy to read the metafilter threads on it, so I'm seeking out actual facts and stories, not opinions since there are so many of them floating around right now.

Anyway... here are the linkies:

- Reaction from the girl whose face was borrowed as Kaycee Nicole's, Julie, and her mom.
- A picture/college basketball profile of Julie, the one who supplied Kaycee Nicole with her face.


THERE... I hope I don't find anything else interesting that has to do with this... I myself am wasting my own time and webspace typing this up... I should stop.

An Odd Thank You

I just wanted to thank all the people out there who work the jobs that I don't want to work... I'm talking about all the service jobs that don't pay nearly enough most of the time... I realize minimum wage is finally on the rise, and that's bumping up wages for most of those jobs, but that kind of money still seems way too hard to live on.

I'm sure many of the people out there working for $6/hr have somehow learned to manage their money and still make it just fine. I, on the other hand, am very bad at personal money management, therefore I rely and hope on getting jobs that pay more, so I don't have to learn how to budget. I know one day being like this will eventually bite me in the butt unless I gain some self-control and just start focussing -- but until then, no $6/hr jobs for me.

Imagine if everyone else was the way I was and only wanted to have higher paying jobs with little or no customer contact, who would be serving your fast food? Who would stock the store shelves, be your cashier, clean up all the trash lying around? That's why I'm grateful of the balance of things... how people kind of sift themselves into their own spot, and it makes the world go round.

I picture this poodle clock appearing on an Ebay auction someday. It's just a little too weird to decorate your house with, even if you're trying to go with a retro theme. Doesn't it also kind of look like the poodle has its tongue pierced?

Mmm beefy fries... no wonder they taste so darn good.

Computer Programming Dictionary.

Journal updated a few times.

Phew... I've been taking a few skills assessment tests lately to see what level of work I'm good for and realized how rusty my brain is. I did pretty decent on the HTML test... but not so well on the Java test... not that I even know the first thing about programming Java... and I still have to do the Javascript test. Oh well.. the recruiter still said I'd probably be suitable for a developer job anyway. Hope I get some training! :) I always appreciate formal training.

Oh my God.. I have such a headache after reading through the whole true story behind Kaycee Nicole. I think I've had enough about reading about it... it's done and over with... we all need to move on and stop wasting more webspace and emotions over an ONLINE hoax like this. It's almost treated as an online soap opera situation now... blah!

- again Amy, thanks for the link... I really hate link leeching, but I was personally affected by the story and wanted to share it with anyone else who might care -

We bought Chris a pair of blue sunglasses today, and oh my GOODNESS they make a huge difference when you view the world through them. Things aren't too bright... everything becomes crystal clear with a slight blue tint.. but it's not that noticable... They are so divine! I'm gonna have to get me a pair... hrmph. ;)

Were all of my tears wasted? To be honest, it doesn't matter to me... there are many people out there who lose their battles with cancer everyday. So if Kaycee's story was not true, I will at least have shed those tears for everyone who has been affected directly or indirectly by cancer... Besides, after finding out more about the whole situation, at least I know how it was based on a real person.

- Thank Amy for the linkage -

If you notice a lack of posts here, you should also see if there's anything new in my journal. I'm trying my best to update at least one of these things daily.

Eat this, riceboys!

Psst.. this is NOT a picture of mine... it's from Beaterz.com.
Today while we were waiting at a long red light, Chris looked over and noticed a beat up ol Chevy minivan and told me to look at it -- I took a look, then looked some more... and began to crack up so bad. It was sooooooo funny (well to me it was); I could not stop laughing.

I was going to take a picture but another car was in the way so you wouldn't have been able to see it. So picture this... it's a tannish brown beat up looking Chevrolet minivan but the owner of it decided to cut open the top front portion of it so that it looked like a targa top! A Chevy T-TOP Minivan! I thought that alone was so funny and clever. Then I looked at it some more and noticed that they also had 2 black racing stripes going up and down the length of the car! You know.. like some Dodge Vipers have? And on the windshield, there was a a big red Chevrolet sticker! And to top it all off, this very silly person added a sporty spoiler to the back of the car.

Man, you had to be there to truly experience how funny it was. It was almost sarcastic! I wish I could have pulled up by the driver to ask them if it was a joke, but if it weren't, I'd feel like a real jerk for asking the question. I'm sure there have been a good handful of people who have done it as a joke already, but that had be one of the most original ones I've seen. I've seen racing stripes on a Ford Aspire, for goodness sake, and I figured that had to be a joke, too.

Anyway, in a way I think it was a good thing they did that. It shows those people that have modified their cars unnecessarily how stupid their car probably looks to other people. I'm talking about the people who think adding racing stripes to your car gives you an extra 50 horses...

Ahh, what I would pay to find that t-top van again to take a picture of it. I wish I could have a collection of hilariously modified cars, but around here there aren't enough creative people. ;P

Da faces of Roz


Schtuff from May

Hey Amy! How are you and Nate doing? Especially with such backwards schedules?

MAD TV AUDIO DOWNLOAD

I don't normally watch Mad TV but for the half hour before SNL comes on... most of their stuff is kind of sappy and not so funny, but sometimes they can be hilarious. I have an audio clip of one of their sketches that I thought was super funny. It's actually funnier watching the sketch, but this MP3 is all I could find.

Basically it's a satirical look at those one-hit wonders that tend to sing one cheesy song that somehow became popular at one time or another, selling millions of records. It also makes fun of those songs where a male and female couple sing some cheesy love song. What's funny is that they made one "hit song" and now they're trying to do it again... and year after year they produce a "new song" which actually ends up being a new chorus but with the SAME melody... so all their songs end up sounding the same. I only have a clip of the one called "The Land That I Love"... their other songs were... "You are the One That I Love" and "You are the Love of My Life" which sounded nearly identical.

I wish I could find a video clip of this...

TINY Update:

Removed my Rosalyn's First Nude Layout link from my site... was talking to some recruiters on the phone today and they were checking out my site to evaluate my web design skills and one of them asked me about it. Heh... needless to say I was rather embarassed having to explain it. :P

Btw... Yes I know I already talked about this in my journal. :)

WOO HOO! The COPYCAT is gone! For now, that is... it must suck to make such a big mistake.

MP3's I've been enjoying

Hooverphonic - Blue Wonder Power Milk Secret Song... something about that groovy European sounding voice of that singer is just so... yummy.

Massive Attack - Eurochild... once again a groovy Euro voice; I have no idea why that has interested me lately.

Ugh... I have never been so disgusted by copycats until now. Yeah I've seen a few layouts ganked, but when I saw that some girl had the nerve to steal Chelle's entire previous layout, I really had to say something here about it. First of all, Chelle's last layout was quite original, and it looked like it involved a lot of getting the frame sizes and graphics lined up perfectly. She had it up for a good while, and then as soon as she grew tired of it and moved on, some tasteless little girl stole the whole thing. How tacky is that? Didn't she realize Chelle's site has tons of visitors that would know if they'd seen that layout before? Who is she kidding? Oh.. Oh.. OH! And their friends and stuff also copied this layout for their own site with the SAME NAME (Cable Access).

What's worse is that if you go to her friend Luke's site, someone named "Rach" is using Chelle's pics for her webcam image, and someone else is using Nay's pic. I don't know if this is really just a group of people messing with Nay and Chelle, but if it isn't... these people need to get a clue and be original.

And, after you've viewed this copycat's site, I recommend you leave a piece of your mind in the guestbook.

Stupid Spam Subject Line of the Moment

Subject:"We sell Money!!"

Grr... if spammers are going to try to use psychology to get people to read their messages, they should at least use half their brains to come up with something.

Please take a moment to remember and learn from a very special girl named Kaycee. If you've never been there before, I urge you to take a visit and read the words of a very strong young woman of 19 reflecting on life as she battled leukemia. She passed away this Monday, after Mother's Day...

I am still deeply saddened... I cried so much. I think I should use what I've learned from her, and do something useful with my life.

If you haven't heard these 2 clips by Chris Rock, and you do have a sense of humor, I recommend you download them. Chris and I died laughing... we love stand up.. especially by Chris Rock.

1. Chris Rock - Busboys, McDonald's, Minimum Wage

2. Chris Rock - Driving Slow

Don't ask me why, but the music in those dorky Ikon commercials is so goofy it makes me feel embarassed when I hear it.

Really weird, really cheesy. Last night, I had a dream that I was in cheerleading or drill team camp with Laurita and we were good friends or something. It seemed so real; she was even brushing her hair at one point. I've never met her in real life, but I guess I've seen so many pictures of her that it almost feels like I've already seen her in person. :) Laurita, if you're reading this, I hope it doesn't creep you out! I have no idea why you would be in a dream of mine. :)

One could possibly mistaken this picture as a staged shot of an angry man holding a crowbar, and his other hand up in a fist. But once you see the full picture and read the caption, you realize it's a picture of tennis player Alex Calatrava reacting to have beaten Pete Sampras at round one during the Master's Tournament.

Random Tidbit

Simon Le Bon's (Duran Duran) voice sounds so sexy in his version of The Door's "Crystal Ship"...

Oh yeah... summer's definitely coming around again. Even at 9 in the morning you start to see people water-skiing or whizzing by on their jet-ski's. We have a sailboat... but that's not the same experience as motorized watercraft. Last year, I got to try tubing (where you trail behind a fast moving boat clinging for dear life on a specially shaped tube float) and that was a heck of a lot of fun. They took a few fast turns on me, too, and surprisingly I didn't fall off. The only bad thing was that my arms were sore for the following week cuz they were so out of shape. If I'm going to miss anything about moving away from this hickish place, it would be having a lake in the backyard.

Search Engine Hit of the Moment

Apparently, someone found my site via Google with these search words.... "me and my dog sex"

I'm sorry my site doesn't cater to all tastes. :P Forgive me... PLEASE.

Mother's day was great yesterday. I love my mommy.

Thanks everyone for the explanation to the triangle puzzle... shortly after I posted that last link Chris and I figured it out and bonked ourselves on the heads. We realized that the angles of the two triangles were not the same, thus causing a slight curve on the hypotenuse of the triangle as a whole that was not easily visible to the naked eye. Thank you Phil @ Fibiger.org for the slope information. Being out of school for so long made me a little rusty when it comes to simple geometry.

Back to job hunting. :)

So far, Chris has only found one site that even mentions the puzzle at all.

Chris and I have been wracking our brains on this oddity for the past couple nights... we even brought it up to this local convenience store and that baffled many of the customers and the staff in there... in fact they said never to bring anything like that in there again. :P

So... I'm going to try asking someone here who will hopefully explain to me what Euclidean theory this picture below is disproving, and explain how it is possible to have two triangles of the same general shape, but when you switch places of the two internal triangles, it creates an extra square unit or area. I understand it the area of the two odd shapes is different in each picture... one having one more square unit than the other, but I still want a clearer explanation of why and how this is possible. Where does this extra space come from? I tried to look up some information about it since I assumed it was a common mind-boggling image, but had no luck. SO PLEASE... someone email me if you have learned about this in school or something... or have some amazing insight on this weird perplexity.



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- found @ SimeonMagic.com -

My Very Own Prison B*tch Name:

Glory Hole.

Also... some more really personal info about me you never wanted to know, courtesy of the dada server:

Your secret name is Fresh Pineapple.
The animal which symbolizes you is itsaboy.
The color of your soul is baboon.
The celebrity you most resemble is mauve.
Your special pain or illness is Crazy Cabbie.
Your most important time of day is elephantitis.
The shape of your life is yesteryear.
And the flavor which identifies you most is nonagon.

Nice to know, huh? I decided to contribute some of my own, too.

A name: moovadient stom
An animal: pink octopus
A color: shadowed rust
A celebrity: onion man
An illness/pain: lung displacement
A time: before Christ was born
A shape: octagon
A flavor: bittersweet

- all found via the yummy missravenx -

The Happy People

I know this may sound like major stereotyping... but I think that Aussie's are just the most upbeat and positive bunch of people online! Of course, UK'ers and Canadians run a close second... but of all the weblogs and personal sites I read, Aussie's seem to be the friendliest, most carefree, and happiest people I've ever known to exist. I don't know if it's because society and living conditions in Australia are a lot less stressful, or if it's just one huge coincidence. Most Aussie blogs I read, even the ones by guys, seem to have an ever-so-slight appeal of eloquence in their writing styles. Their words are gentle, sometimes inspiring, and untainted by trashy street-talk and angst. There are of course, exceptions, but I am speaking of the majority here.

Reading Aussie sites almost makes me want to move to Australia. They seem to have things good there! I may be wrong for saying this, but I imagine Australia is like America but without the corruption and certain societal pressures.

Think about it, especially if you're a big-time blog reader...how many Aussie blogs out there are filled with "gangster-talk", "suicidal Goth talk", or "angsty teenage girl/guy talk" ??? Almost none, right???

Overall... if you're looking for a better perspective of life, or just want your spirits lifted a bit... your best bet is to head to your nearest Aussie weblog. I always feel so much happier and refreshed after reading them.

- and if I've accidentally linked a NON-Aussie blog up there... please correct me cuz I'm stupid -

This may be kinda gross to think about or visualize, but I recently bought a plain looking bottle of Pretty Hands & Feet Rough Skin Remover out of curiousity (and because I like to make my skin really soft) and it REALLY freaking works! I've bought more expensive stuff that supposedly exfoliates dry, rough skin, and those products are usually full of larger abrasive particles, and don't do the job as great as it sounded on the package. You might as well scrub your skin with wet sand!

But this stuff... this wonderful stuff... is not another white lie in a bottle. It doesn't really smell.. it doesn't sting, it doesn't even feel abrasive... yet somehow when you rub it on your skin, after a few seconds you start removing dead skin cells (eww) and just wipe/wash it away and there's really no residue. And just in case you actually think that it's the product and not dead skin cells that's clumping up, try rubbing the cream on a spot you already did and the stuff basically doesn't do anything but absorb into your skin or dry up.

It worked so well on my hands, I decided to use it on my legs, feet, elbows, and arms, and it works there, too! Some parts of me didn't seem to have dead skin for some reason, but that's okay I guess.

So far I haven't had any allergic reactions to it, so I'm pretty pleased to say the least. Give this bottle of goodness a try...and follow-up your treatment with some luscious body oil or lotion... so you can be super soft. :) Ewwy I feel so girly =^)

Childhood Misconceptions



And here's another one.

I love sites where I can relate to many people... I especially like sites that have a large population of disgruntled internet tech support people. Best of all, I like it when they classify the many types of annoying customers you run into when doing internet tech support, which I did for 2 years.

Random Note:

Shampoo removes blood very well! (don't get any ideas.. I'm talking about blood from a cut on my leg that decided to get on our brand new sheets)

Kinda sad how many peeps made fun of these guys, but I must say... it's a little ridiculous.

Is this for real? If so, it's a funny as hell idea, but it's quite cruel.

Uhhh.. sexy.

Upcoming PvP Changes

"When we patch next, the following changes will be implemented on the PvP servers:


Consider: /Consider will only have three results when used to consider a Player Character. The character will show as 'green' if he is below the range that allows you to attack him. The character will show as 'white/black' if he is within your ability to attack. And the character will show as 'red' if he is above your range.


Sanctuary Levels: Characters below level six will not be able to engage in PvP combat, unless they take part in a Guild War, duel or use the Arena.


De-Leveling: Characters that lose levels will only retain the skills of a character two levels higher. This means that if a character of level 10 somehow loses 5 levels, that character will only have skills that would be available to a 7th level character. This change will apply to all servers (it has to, code-wise). So the two level buffer is there to make certain that people that lose levels during normal gameplay will be minimally affected (hopefully not affected at all), while those that purposefully lose levels with the intent of causing other players grief will find themselves at no great advantage.


There may very well be other changes in the patch, so read the patch message carefully. And this is only the first of the things that we plan to change, so don't worry that this is all that we plan to do. We are taking a careful, step-by-step approach to changes whenever we can.


Alan


I think these changes are awesome! They should have had this going all along!

- quoted from EQVault -

I know all babies are supposed to be precious and beautiful as God's creations, but sometimes you have to be a little honest.

Chris and I went to Eckerd and noticed there was this really huge poster advertising some babycare membership thing for the store, and on it was a somewhat unflattering picture of a baby. I'm not saying the baby is ugly or anything.. the picture was just taken at an awkward stage of the baby's development... It just makes you wonder why they picked that picture of all the other possible pictures of babies.



You be the judge.

Dispatch your own team of ninja's. A unique new way to defend or avenge.

Do you think it would jinx you to find out what your odds of crashing in an airplane are before you fly somewhere? I'm a tad superstitious so I didn't try. Are you?

- courtesy Memepool -

Speaking of exploding, last night a couple houses down... one of our neighbor's supply sheds blew up or caught on fire or something. Kinda retarded... cuz they always leave a campfire out there.. unattended, too.

You ever feel like you're going to explode because you've kept too much of your own opinions to yourself? I think I'm gonna snap.

You have reached rozziland.com. I am currently away at the moment either:

a. playing Everquest
b. outside feeding fish and ducks
c. sleeping
d. driving around
e. watching a movie
f. not in the mood to surf with a 56k connection. :)

Lucky Chris' parents! The get to spend the next week or so in Amsterdam! Wish we could have gone with em... but we're going to stay home and take care of their animals and stuff. I'd love to take a trip to Europe sometime... but leaving the country means I need a passport... and I still haven't bothered to ever do that.


Unrelated: Retarded Animations

Anudder 20th Burfday!

Steph turns 20 today! happy birthday woman!!! :)