Job Consideration

Why not apply to work at the FBI?

From the FBI website...

Application Process.

All applicants must be U.S. citizens. Prior to employment, you must complete the application process. This process includes testing for many positions, an interview, background investigation, a physical examination for certain positions, and a drug screening test. All candidates will be given a polygraph examination to determine the veracity of information provided in their application for employment, to include the extent of any illegal drug usage and issues surrounding security concerns.

Applicants are thoroughly investigated for FBI employment. The background investigation takes from one to four months and encompasses contacting former and current employers, references, social acquaintances, and neighbors, as well as reviewing school, credit, arrest, medical and military records. The complete background investigation is assessed before a final decision on employment is rendered.

I'd love to work for them, but I get the feeling there'd be one reason or another they wouldn't want me.. but that's okay.. it was just a weird out of the blue type idea. :)