Oh gosh... I forgot one of my least favorite commercials:

The Slim Fast commercial where 2 sister lose a combined weight of 100lbs and then one of the sisters at one point says "it's just so creamy and gOOd" and she looks like such a goober when she says it. You know which commercial I'm talking about? If you didn't ever notice, I urge you to look closer this time. The way her mouth moves is so ... I don't know how to describe it other than retarded. Sorry, I'm so mean sometimes... that's another living breathing human being I'm talking about... but really... who talks like that? Slim Fast commercials have too many "buzz phrases" to catch people's attention. At the end of that commercial she says some phony sounding inspirational phrase like "When you feel good, you feel beautiful"... AWWWW. There's another Slim Fast commercial where the lady goes "Slim Fast is my balance" and I think THAT sounds super lame, too. Who writes these commercials? Who do they think they're kidding?