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Thursday, March 08, 2001

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If you're like me, you probably laugh at the thought of riceboy cars. What do I mean by riceboy car? Any car that has been modified with whale-tails (that big Supra spoiler), racing stickers and fake Type-R badges and tailpipes that are 5 times wider than the average tailpipe are all riceboy cars. That doesn't even begin to cover all the characteristics. And what is it all worth? The assumption that they'll be getting a nice chunk of horsepower out of it.

Apparently, I'm not alone when I say riceboy cars are somewhat idiotic in theory. If you have one... I'm sorry, but you'll need to stand back and take a look at your car and figure out whether or not the average human being would think your car looks ridiculous.

I totally cracked up when I went to this Anti-Riceboy page and saw this little tutorial on how you can turn your car into a riceboy car more economically. This guy truly emphasizes the usage of Type-R stickers since they really do add some much needed horsepower to any car. I love sarcasm. =]

I swear there have been so many times I wish I had a digital cam or just a regular camera handy. The most ridiculous thing I've ever seen (as far as riceboy cars) is when Chris and I were driving somewhere one day and we saw this late 90's model Toyota Celica, and on the back, it had a freakin' SUPRA symbol in place of where the Celica logo goes! How cheesy is that?! I couldn't believe it... I wonder if this guy went around telling his friends he's got a Supra when he's clearly driving a Celica with a regular Celica spoiler, too. What a dork! He must have hung around some totally clueless people to be thinking anyone would buy that. I wouldn't dare drive around in a Chevy Camaro and replace the Camaro symbol with a Corvette symbol. I know people aren't that dumb!